09 Feb Valentine’s Day Cake Fails that made us go WTF?!
JUAN SAYS: Getting ready for Valentines? Say it with sweetness and make ’em eat cake!
JUAN SAYS: We can see what you’ll rock us with. Oh-oh.
JUAN SAYS: Parang ‘balikstad.’
JUAN SAYS: Uh, the roses look really pretty though.
JUAN SAYS: …with lactobacilli shirota strain…
JUAN SAYS: Terms of endearment that make us go ‘eeeeewwww.’ Oh sorry, that should be spelled as ‘beh.’
JUAN SAYS: Merry-making on Valentine’s Day is the way to go. Seriously.
JUAN SAYS: Kissin’ the shit out of me?! My oh my.
JUAN SAYS: …can be found in a giant sea penis. WTF!
JUAN SAYS: Shit is in the air.
JUAN SAYS: Pucker up BIG TIME!
JUAN SAYS: So somebody forgot to put the most important word, and slips it in unnoticed. But we did! Haha.
JUAN SAYS: WARNING SIRENS blaring here.