06 Nov Who is the Next DARNA?

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Who is the next Darna copy

JUAN SAYS: Star Cinema has been constantly in search for an apt replacement for Angel Locsin for their epic movie Darna. Angel has backed out from the movie due to health reasons. We are aware that they have already narrowed down their choices to three, but we would like to throw in more names to the pot. Here are our nominees for the next DARNA:

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Darna Alden copy

JUAN SAYS: We watched him portray a girl a few Kalye Serye episodes back, and we found him too pretty! Ang tunay na gwapo, pagmukhain mong babae, maganda pa rin. This dispells all rumors that Alden Richards is gay. He is very comfortable with his manhood that he agreed to portray a girl. Ang tunay na lalaki, kesehodang matawag na “she” walang pakialam!

Darna Kris copy

JUAN SAYS: Because we know she wants to. Lahat naman ng para sa iba, kinukuha niya diba? Sa MMFF entry pa lang, dumrama ng minsan, ayaw na daw niya. Biglang, eto siya na naman ang bida?! Eh di siya na! Kanya na! Kanyang kanya na!

Darna Mar Roxas copy

JUAN SAYS: Magaling sumalag nang mga bala sa NAIA.

Darna Nidora copy

JUAN SAYS: Ilang taon na nga ba ang kwento ni Darna? Hindi ba pwedeng Lola naman ang gumanap?

Darna Pnoy copy

JUAN SAYS: Magaling umilag sa mga bala sa NAIA.

Darna Raiza Mae copy

JUAN SAYS: Dahil cute na cute ang Aleng Maliit!

Darna Santibanez copy

JUAN SAYS: Dahil siya ay saksakan nang ganda at may suso.

Darna Vice copy

JUAN SAYS: Dahil nais naming patunayan na kahit ang kabayo pag lumunok ng bato, nagiging Darna din!

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