06 Aug The Most Devastating News Ever!



JUAN SAYS: This is probably the most devastating news that we have heard yesterday. As reports say, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have broken up. (Read full story here.)
While watching TV, we couldn’t help but shed a tear as we could hear our hearts breaking in silence digesting the news that indeed, our all time favorite couple is parting ways after many years of watching their love-hate relationship. We all grew up with Kermit and Miss Piggy having seen at a very early age what marriage is all about. Theirs was not exactly the “love story” made in heaven where the girl meets the guy and instantaneously they saw fireworks. If there were fireworks in their relationship, it was more ignited in Miss Piggy’s eternal love for Kermit as we all witnessed her, chasing after him, declaring his undying love for the man in every chance she could get. It is sad, just sad to see the love that Ms. Piggy fought for all these years put to waste.
“However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate,” they stated, “and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et. al.”
“This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.”
Both parties are mum about the break up, but it was revealed that Kermit is dating another woman… errr… pig. And as we read that news over the internet, we couldn’t help but scream: Why Kermit? Why? But we all know that their relationship, and what goes on between our beloved Kermit and Miss Piggy is really none of our business.
The recent break ups of celebrity couples topped by Kermit and Miss Piggy have just shattered our dreams of finding the right one. The thought of #WalangForever is more than just devastating. Oo, gumuho ang mundo namin!
We at JUAN are wishing the best for Kermit and Miss Piggy. We want them to know that their situation has affected us so much that we are finding it hard to concentrate on working. #CHARING


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