09 Dec 17 Bizarre Beauty Products that Actually Exist
JUAN SAYS: We bet these things came from China. Some people don’t understand how these seemingly weird things can work to their advantage. We at JUAN do not just throw you a bunch of nonsense without making some sense out of it. So we would like to explain or interpret how these things can be useful for you. Para sa mga weird na tao ngayong pasko!
JUAN SAYS: A simple solution would be: buy underwear, clothes that are your size and NOT smaller than you actually are!
JUAN SAYS: Seryoso, gusto namin NEON para glow in the dark!
JUAN SAYS: Probably mislabeled and it was supposed to be, mouth expander for that perfect blow job.
JUAN SAYS: Because they are CLIMBERS like that!
JUAN SAYS: Maybe only CLIMBERS can see the difference.
JUAN SAYS: If there is oil film control then there are face masks on a pad! Paki nyo ba!
JUAN SAYS: Bakit nyo pa dinamay si Lord sa kalandian ninyo! Buwiset!
JUAN SAYS: Because on Wednesdays, we wear PINK!
JUAN SAYS: Wait a minute, I’d have to check my hole back there if it needs some bleachin’. If I could just reach it…
JUAN SAYS: We too are wondering what this is for. We’ve been sprayed upon before putting make up on. But we thought we could just wash our face instead.
JUAN SAYS: Use your index finger!
JUAN SAYS: Or nose pincher for that horrible smell.
JUAN SAYS: Because everything looks better in 3D!
JUAN SAYS: Mahirap nga naman ang mahaba ang baba. Pag tumungo, tusok ang heart. Patay.
JUAN SAYS: Stem cell in a jar.
JUAN SAYS: Because some people can’t see white. Huh?
JUAN SAYS: So the pout doesn’t become fake.