29 Jan The Top 5 Q&A Parody
JUAN SAYS: We know! And we were trying to. But when videos like these pop up on your timeline, you find it hard to resist. We read the translated answers and we couldn’t help but say WTF! So let’s stick to the parody, it’s funnier that way.
The Slaughter that was the Q & A
JUAN SAYS: For the sake of dispelling the misconception that ‘blondes are dumb’ (a short way of saying that beauty contestants have no brains), let us please, for the love of God and country, REMOVE the Q & A of ALL beauty contests. We might be sending off the wrong message to our next generation of beauty title-ists, that it is OK to be dumb as long as you have BOOBS. GAHD!
Miss USA – Manny Pacquiao: If you were given 30 seconds to deliver a message to a global terrorist, what will you say?
Answer: If I were given 30 seconds to give a message to global terrorists is it? Okay. I would just [like] to say that, you know I was gonna say the same and spread the message of hope and love and peace and so I would do my very best to spread that message to them and everyone else in the world.
JUAN SAYS: Pacman, wag na mag-slang. Wala rin kaming naintindihan. Juice colored!
Miss Netherlands – Giancarlo Stanton: What’s the biggest change you’d like to see for young women in the next generation?”
Answer: I’m an ambassador for child prostitution and I want prostitution to stop, so that’s what I want for the next generation.
JUAN SAYS: Hulihin sha, ngayon din! Ambassador FOR child prostitution pala ha!
Miss Ukraine - Lisa Vanderpump: If you could remove the swimsuit competition from the Miss Universe pageant, would you? and why or why not?
Answer: It depends on the situation. If it’s gonna be nice, why not? I feel comfortable in any thing, thank you.
JUAN SAYS: Ano nga tatanggalin mo o hindi? Hindi ikaw ang ang pinatatanggal dito. Haissst.
Miss Jamaica – Emilio Stefan: One of three women will experience violence in her lifetime. What can be done to get that number down?
Answer: Crime is a global phenomenon, it does not affect just one nation and we as people of the world should work together to prevent it now.
JUAN SAYS: How how de carabao?
Miss Colombia – Rob Dyrdek: Probably all the time, people have asked you, what can men learn from women, but I’d like to know what could women learn from men?
Answer: I believe that women… (her answer was unclear) I do believe in equality – and I believe that is what women should learn from men. We continue fighting for what we want to accomplish.
JUAN SAYS: Isa ka pa! Dinadaan mo lang sa mabilis na pagsasalita.