27 Aug The Monkey and His ‘Thingy’

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JUAN SAYS:  Sorry about the misinformation, but we are talking about testicles. Science has proven that howler monkeys found in the areas of Central and South America, have small testicles despite their very load growl that is comparable to that of a tiger. Weighing only around 15 lbs. the growl of a howler monkey can reach up to 128 decibels and their vocal folds are three times larger than human beings. The howler monkeys growl to scare off competition or predators that may harm them.

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Science is trying to find out if there is a direct co-relation with the supersized vocals to the undersized testicles. We believe that this theory can be proven by examining men of supersized egos, and men who have nothing better to do that talk about themselves – loudly and passionately. But in the case of the monkey’s human cousins, we may be talking about the penis. ‘Nuff said.

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