13 Jul Man Gets Cow Pregnant. WTF!
JUAN SAYS: This guy just can’t keep it to himself and has decided to take in on to a cow. And we don’t mean this figuratively. If we follow the thinking of Senator Sotto with his very recent comments on a woman who confessed that she was abused by her husband’s friends while on a drinking spree, we would very well assume that his lascivious acts were all the cow’s fault.
5 Reasons why it is the cow’s fault:
- Nagpakita ng motibo ang baka
- Ginusto ng bakang mangyari
- Masyadong provative and suot ng baka. She is wearing all leather.
- Labas ang dede.
- Grabe, alam nya na baka siya. Hinayaan niyang mag-isa siya sa damuhan, pa-shot-shot pa!
- Hindi pumalag ang baka. Hindi siya pinilit. Dahil sa totoong buhay, nagmamahalan sila ng baka.