06 Feb The Beer Belly UGH!
JUAN SAYS: Ahhh, and we cringed. Call us shallow for not espousing the “beer belly” or the glorified “dad bod.” Call us crazy for wanting someone fit, strong and healthy. You may call us choose-y, picky for considering the protruding belly as a major “turn off” factor in every man we see, but you have to understand that we are artists. The wrong curve (or bump) in a man’s body destroys the illusion of a perfectly sculpted figure that we have seen in statues we have been ogling on in museums. That beer belly is indeed a game changer for a good number of women.
Don’t get us wrong, we don’t need rock solid abs. But if you have it, then by all means, rock it. There is just something about a protruding belly that sends a different signal in our messed up heads. Sure we’d like a man who can handle his drink. Someone who knows how to have fun on occasions, but we don’t need the beer belly to prove it. Any man who can handle his drink, might very well be able to do at least a hundred sit ups a day, a hundred push ups a day to keep himself fit and healthy. A protruding belly is a sign of laziness, the lack of discipline when eating and drinking. The lack of exercise means that you just don’t care. And how then will you be able to take care of a partner if you can’t even take care of yourself? Ang tunay na lalaki, may oras mag-sit ups!